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Build the Brand. Fake the Paper Trail.
4-8 Billable Hours
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Build the Brand. Fake the Paper Trail.
8-16 Billable Hours
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Posters, Pages, Covers, & Content. Any Era, Any Timeline.
16-24 Billable Hours
We make custom, license free, production-ready graphics fast. No stock. No templates. Just bespoke design work tailored to your project.
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Choose from Basic, Standard, Premium, Express, or Ultimate. (see below for packages.)
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Complete our ORDER FORM and tell us what you need, what era or style (with references if you have them), and your file preference. We will send you a formal quote and timeline for your approval.
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Initial designs delivered in as little as 24 -48 hours (depending on package).
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Fine-tune until it’s perfect. Once approved, download your Production-ready files delivered to yours pecs.
Forget overpaying for a full day of design when you only need a few hours. We keep things lean, efficient, and tailored to exactly what you need—nothing more.
💰 We bill hourly at $125/hr, plus a 3.5% administration fee to cover processing and project management.
📌 Full Payment Terms & Policies
QUOTE MY PROJECT!(Initial Designs)
(on 1x Chosen Design)
(Logos & Text Only)
(Products, Packaging, Unique Shapes)
(Illustrations, Posters, Cover Art)
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What We Make – 100% Original. Always Cleared. Always Fake.
Choose from our most popular categories. No templates. No stock assets. Just high-quality, bespoke design made for the screen.
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Meet the brains behind the fake.
Christopher is a creative chameleon with over 20 years of experience in design for film, TV, commercial, branding, editorial, and print. He’s mastered every era, every vibe, and every "can you make it look like 1992 but if it was also 2038?" brief you can imagine. No matter the period or aesthetic, he’ll make it look legit.
Bob is the one who makes sure your project moves fast, smooth, and without the drama. From kickoff to delivery, Bob will be your go-to—answering questions, managing timelines, and keeping everything moving forward while you keep shooting. Friendly, sharp, and unshakable under pressure.
Schedule a Zoom with us and let’s get your fake sh*t rolling.
No stock assets or copy-paste solutions
Get your first draft in as little as 24 hours
We know what you need and how to deliver it
High-res, print-ready, and built for camera
🚀 Need something ASAP? Order Here
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We don’t just fake it—we make it.
Beyond the world of on-screen props and fake collateral, we also do real design work for your production team, crew, and events. If it needs to be beautiful, branded, or bold—we’ve got you covered.
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Custom-designed items that your cast and crew will actually want to keep. Branded packaging, tote bags, notebooks, hats, mugs—you name it.
Inside jokes? Cryptic logos? Soft cotton? Hell yeah. We design wearable memories your team will love.
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Need to transform a space for a party or activation? We design large-scale environmental graphics and custom artwork.
Design-forward, fully cleared invitations—digital or print—for all your events, big or small.
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Full graphic design and visual development for main titles.
Example: We designed the punky, cut-and-paste main titles for the teen drama pilot “Off Track”—think Xerox, ransom notes, and old zine vibes.
We’ll talk about your project, timeline, and vibe—then bring it to life.
While all of our work is bespoke and custom, you are responsible for clearing all brand names, logos, and colors through your own legal department. We are not a clearance company and cannot provide legal sign-off for the names or marks used in your production.
🔹 Have a legal team? Great, run everything by them.
🔹 Don’t have a legal team? Proceed at your own risk.
📌 Full Payment Terms, Cancellation Policy & Payment Options
We got answers. Click Here for answers to common things people ask us—if you still need help, hit us up directly.
FAQProduction deadlines don’t wait. Get your designs fast.
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